seerofsarcasm:


This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


Penny Date:
Rules:
1. Get dressed to go out and grab a penny. 
2. Let your husband choose a number between 10-20. This will be the number of times you flip the penny.
3. Pull out of the driveway and begin. Heads is right. Tails is left.
4. Every time you come to an intersection, flip the penny and turn the corresponding direction.

5. Once you get to the number stop. Look around. Make a date where you are. Grocery store? Stop in and grab supplies for cookies. A house in your neighborhood? Do a random act of kindness. A restaurant? Well, that’s pretty self-explanatory…

Penny Date:

Rules:
1. Get dressed to go out and grab a penny. 
2. Let your husband choose a number between 10-20. This will be the number of times you flip the penny.
3. Pull out of the driveway and begin. Heads is right. Tails is left.
4. Every time you come to an intersection, flip the penny and turn the corresponding direction.
5. Once you get to the number stop. Look around. Make a date where you are. Grocery store? Stop in and grab supplies for cookies. A house in your neighborhood? Do a random act of kindness. A restaurant? Well, that’s pretty self-explanatory…

(Source: ephesianswife.blogspot.com)